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( March 2009 )







The SIO boys are always out standing in their field

Their summertime game is even more impressive






This past Saturday's Down and Derby was incredible. I brought the camera and left the battery in the charger. Lucky Jamie conviced me it wasn't worth suicide and Mike let me borrow his camera, so we should get some pics up from the event soon. In the meantime, just in case you are going to wisk yourself away to Vegas, Do THIS!





The OTT boys do it. First Indy Superman behind a winch.





Proud to say I have been pedaling...Imperial Skatepark took my breathe away today...

I don't have pics but check out this hucker





It's time to get the boats ready for summer...





Can you say RED?

Whatever happened to smile and cheese?





This Years Darwin Award Winners




Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.



Here is the Glorious Winner:

1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.




Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool






ISVERA eat your heart out





Who's this guy?





To all the Coffee Drinkers... Found on a bathroom wall on a cross country motorcycle trip...





Pay Attention : (the cognitive process of selectively concentrating on one aspect of the environment while ignoring other things)





Let me introduce you to Mr. Heavy Nova... You don't know Cheeeeaat.. He does





Bradley bought a boat. I blame it on his 240sx obsession. Well done regardless. WAKE SURF MANIA

Cheers to L.S.II








Keep dreaming of flying...

"Have a good one"

Birdman




Knock Knock,

Who's there?

Johnny Fabulous Dallas





The BLASt Crew went green on St. Patty's Day. Did you?

( I swear I overheard a guy at the bar say a dude Paul from my highschool started a rickshaw business. He was talking shit on it though and I quickly interrupted to say it ruled because it does. )

"Like a rickshaw getting pulled around by another rickshaw" - Modest Mouse





These are cool photos... They make you want to have a crew and camp out at the lake... or at least they should...





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Just finished listening to Episode 80...It was dope...FFWD to 55:00 into the show for a lil' DJ NICE REC rendition of "Notorious B.I.G." (P.S. Episode 81 has dropped)

Click to listen...and may I recommend the PodCast





MICREATION, (synopsis)




Knife Show does it...

"Lets re-live some nice memories..."


Knife Show Volume 1 from Mike Benson on Vimeo.



After almost 5 months of rehab since his severe head injury and resulting paralysis on the right side of his body, Mike Aitken has decided to take the next step and get back on his bike. His big smile says it all! For more info and updates go to www.mikeaitken.com.(Taken From DIGBMX.com)

If you have been seriously injured before, you know how real that smile is...And to those who are currently injured, keep positive and keep up on your rehab...





Elegant Motorcycling...

The PA Rider





This ain't NEWS and ain't ain't a word...but they sure wave nice...




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Check The PPP for some new pics...South Side is up





The most revolutionary action sport to come along in 20 years??

I would try it, but still take a flo rider or winch set up over it anyday...

















Renewable Energy is good...and so is Vegas





Interviews in progress...





This is Wrong.

Nebraska man accused of stuffing cat into bong





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